Nice message
I too believe this should be Turd of the week :)
The warning at the beggining of the flash is a good touch considering a lot of people do not bother to read the author's comments half the time.
As for the animation itself, it is "bad" on purpose, which in turn makes it good. There is a fine line between silly and funny, and stupid and retarded. This one kept nicely to the better side of that line. Good job.
I am off to see the some more of your work, since I can't really say anything to improve the flash because it was bad on purpose, but nonetheless you deserve a good score just for public service anouncement :)
Good luck with TotW :)